World [Photos] Woman Falls In Love With A Tree - And She Says The Sex is Fantastic

[Vunderkind]

Emma McCabe is a 31-year old woman who has found love in the heart of Tim, a sturdy poplar tree. She says she has fallen in love with the tree and she's happy.

She also says the sex with the tree is the best she has ever had with anyone.

McCabe, who has has a serious of unlucky relationships with actual human men says she's planning to marry the tree although her family think she's insane.

 

[phealip]

By all means, please do wed the tree. Everything that can go wrong these days is gradually going wrong; why should hers be any exception?

...for the human men involved in this "series of unlucky relationships", I hope they never show their face. They just got beat by a damn immovable tree!!