Politics Prostitutes Association Reportedly Endorse Buhari, Promise Free Sex on Victory

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The Daily Post online news journal has published a rather unusual story: commercial sex workers, under the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (NANP) umbrella have declared support for the APC Presidential candidate, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari.

They have promised a three-day free sex ‘giveaway’ across Nigeria if Buhari wins President Goodluck Jonathan in the upcoming election.

This was the same group that promised a one-week free sex romp to Nigerians after the Super Eagles Defeated Burkina Faso at the AFCON in 2013.

This new statement was signed by Jessica Elvis, NANP General Secretary, who said that NANP was displeased with the way GEJ has handled the nation’s affairs so far.

According to the statement, Elvis said she had approached President Jonathan several times to get him to legalize prostitution, but he turned her down.

“We are calling on all our members and every Nigerian in particular to join the march. No to Jonathan! Because under Jonathan’s government, we lost over 400 members in the north to the Boko Haram insurgency and we are not ready to lose anybody again. We would be declaring a three-day free sex if God eventually sends Jonathan out of Aso Rock. You can count on us. We did it before and we can do it again. Enough is enough,” the statement added.

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Lol. Turkeys praying for Christmas. What do they think would happen to the noble profession when he gets in

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